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Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43036) - you deserved it (3564)

On 06/04/2013 at 2:47am - health - by samaram (woman) - United States

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here's your chhhhhaanggge *spits everywhere*

#3 - On 06/04/2013 at 6:21am by isallwaysme

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Cold : Contagious.
Swollen tongue : Can't communicate with customers.
Drooling : Bad for company/job image.

My dear, unless you're in a financially dire situation, you have three valid reasons to relax at home. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

#6 - On 06/04/2013 at 6:22am by Virgilius

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