Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

by samaram / 06/04/2013 at 2:47am / United States / Health

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  • here's your chhhhhaanggge *spits everywhere*

    #3 - On 06/04/2013 at 6:21am by isallwaysme

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  • Cold : Contagious.
    Swollen tongue : Can't communicate with customers.
    Drooling : Bad for company/job image.

    My dear, unless you're in a financially dire situation, you have three valid reasons to relax at home. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

    #6 - On 06/04/2013 at 6:22am by Virgilius

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