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Hey, if someone kept squishing you against someone's back in the shower, I bet you'd bite them too.
Earwigs don't bite, OP. Even their pinchers wont leave any sort of characteristic bug bite.
Sounds like you got more than Earwigs in your loofas lurking about your house.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015