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Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:10pm - health - by grossed out - United States (Illinois)

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Why would someone do that? o.O
(Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)

#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 3:04am by Busybeth98

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seems like you got an ear full

#4 - On 05/06/2013 at 3:06am by grayeyedmarine

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