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Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34010) - you deserved it (3540)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

#1 - On 04/17/2013 at 3:11am by Selphis

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You have to do what you have to do!

#2 - On 04/17/2013 at 3:13am by greenfishbait

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