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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML


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On 04/06/2013 at 12:59am - health - by Kotoko (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You say that last part as if you were surprised or something.
And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

#1 - On 04/06/2013 at 7:19am by Pleonasm

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Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

#2 - On 04/06/2013 at 7:20am by Talooka

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