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Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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And that is when you beat his ass.. Don't mess with a pregnant lady's food!

#1 - On 04/02/2013 at 1:00pm by DntLookBack

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Make him buy you more. He's not the one carrying a baby that needs to eat as well.

#6 - On 04/02/2013 at 1:04pm by darkmis1

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