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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (4966)

On 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Calabria)

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Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

#2 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:08pm by anon80214

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Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

#4 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:13pm by madisonnnnn13

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