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Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (3343)

On 02/26/2013 at 3:21am - health - by Brook (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days

#3 - On 02/26/2013 at 10:07am by biggestfan23

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27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.

#4 - On 02/26/2013 at 10:09am by MelTheGreat

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