Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
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perdix 29
Are you sure your drugs didn't cause you to hallucinate that he didn't have a sister?
luminos_ 9
So does he have a sibling that's in a serious accident whenever you're on your period then?
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Comments (37)
perdix 29
Are you sure your drugs didn't cause you to hallucinate that he didn't have a sister?
AKGirlinSD 20
Haha, that's possible. Dilaudid makes people have hallucinations and mood swings. The drug makes you feel as if someone is talking to you when nobody is.
iOceanus 18
Is it just me, or is the sister bit gone from the FML? I just want to make sure I'm not hallucinating myself...
malaak2 16
I don't get the sister part
nikkkkkiii 7
Do the same thing next time he wants to get lucky.
whiteboy896 9
Can't we all just be adults here? :P
AKGirlinSD 20
5, you're asking for WAY too much! This is FML...get with the program ;-).
luminos_ 9
So does he have a sibling that's in a serious accident whenever you're on your period then?
spiritfang11237 16
surprisingly enough not all females have mood swings on their periods.
purplenerple8 6
In all honesty, mood swings aren't the most fun thing to sit through....
MidnaLink 33
That doesn't mean get up and leave, especially if you have to lie about why you're leaving in the first place.
OriginalimoaN 15
No it doesn't. But some people's mood swings are crazy! If I was put on meds like that, I'd try to lie and ditch me too.
hordriss 14
Boyfriend fears mood swings! Self preservation at its most effective.
brackaman 18
Well of course he doesn't have a sister op. Clearly she was just killed in the serious accident.
TurtleSmile 14
#9 beat you to it.
Tempest151 11
Good comments make lame fml's like this worth reading, thank you for making my morning crap more enjoyable.
oj101 33
It looks like your boyfriend is the one who needs medicine OP
viper8608 9
smart man
pdp_fml 21
Wow! If he really loves you, he would try to work through those possible mood swings. Maybe you should find a new boyfriend.
andyyroxx 20
Is your boyfriend on the same meds?