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Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (2667)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Are you sure your drugs didn't cause you to hallucinate that he didn't have a sister?

#1 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:08am by perdix

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So does he have a sibling that's in a serious accident whenever you're on your period then?

#3 - On 02/22/2013 at 4:10am by luminos_

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