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By Une Fille - / Sunday 18 December 2011 05:18 / Canada
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  Jovecove  |  13

That is a shitload of sex toys you got there. #foreveralone

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61, theres the regular hole, butthole, 2 earholes, 2 nostrils, a mouth, bellybutton, bullethole...need i go on?

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  muhaidib  |  2

7 hours! I did it in 4 and half hours...

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  aruam365  |  24

Even if you're not using all of the "toys" on your own, 19 is really excessive. If you need that many toys to keep things exciting for just you, or you and your partner, then something is wrong!

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  downtime  |  12

160, Something is wrong with you telling other people what they should be doing in their sex life... @OP more than one per year of life..? So that makes you what, 9? One more than the number of years I've been alive would have made more sense.

By  ProhibitionRose  |  14

Just laugh it off and pretend like it didn't happen? You're 19 years old and (I assume) in college...at least he didn't walk in on an entire frat running a train on you?

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Wtf is an 18 year old or younger doing with that many sex toys? And my mistake, here in the US you have to be 18+ to buy them.

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OP is clearly a social butterfly. And by that I mean she must eat a lot of butter, and is too heavy to fly. That answers the "why no boyfriend and a load of sex toys" and the "why be so lazy that your parents pick you up to take you home" questions.

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  hawaiianfire  |  0

Or 55 she uses her sex toys with a partner, it would make a lot of sense if she is lezzing out. And all the men here can picture this beautiful 18 year old with an over active sex life living amongst us. Then again, I guess assuming that "she's fat and has no friends and that's why she needs the sex toys is a better image." Personally I'd rather assume that she's hot, rather than her being fat.

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  SwtCherryPie  |  26

#64 i agree with you

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  desireev  |  17

Actually... Yes you DO have to be 18 to buy them.. It's the law.. Just like you have to be 18 to buy porn. Alot of underage kids watch porn and use sex toys. But they didn't get them legally. They probably used their parents credit cards or something. Just because they are on the Internet and in some stores does not mean that kids can buy them.

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  desireev  |  17

Also, she lives in Canada. I don't know the rules up there. But I know that they are different than the US.

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  Vamphyre73  |  12

She could have gotten them playing dirty bingo, or another game where the prize is sex toys. To clear up confusion I am fairly sure that in Canada you have to be 18, but again friends could have given them to her instead of her buying them.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

So what if she has that many? Better 19 sex toys before 18 than 19 boyfriends before 18. Maybe if they handed out free dildos and vibrators in school there would be less teen pregnancies.

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  Blackmail111  |  9

Hah "Master debater" that sounds hilarious considering they're talking about dildos

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  KYLAisaBITCH  |  4

36- OP is in Canada.

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  EvilLilCupcake  |  10

Ignorant people, like 99 bug me. Yes the law in some places clearly state you must be 18. But most stores don't card you to make sure you are 18. Just like bars and liquor stores don't always card. And just because she lives in Canada does not change this fact. I'm done. Return to your trolling everyone!

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

*OP browsing in the sex toy store* Sales: May I help you ma'am? OP: They all look so fabulous, I must have them all Sales: You must keep them clean And for goodness sakes, don't get them wet after midnight?

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  desireev  |  17

Hey 161- I might get on your nerves but that is only because I am correct. Just because there are idiots who don't give a shit whether they keep their job by selling to underage kids doesn't mean that it's okay or legal. I only annoy you because I am correct. And I'll bet you're the one giving cigarettes and beer to 13 year old kids!!

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  desireev  |  17

Oh! I just figured out another reason you think I'm ignorant... CAUSE YOU ARE STILL AN UNDERAGE KID!! Become of age and an adult then come back and talk to me about this subject.. Until then, don't forget to do your homework and your chores..

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  katt_is_here  |  24

It seems a lot of people think you are quite dumb, desireev. Perhaps you should just stop before you hurt yourself. *monocle adjust* Derp on, fml friends, derp on.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Wow, I can't believe someone actually compared cigarettes and beer to sex toys. Alcohol and tobacco are both quite harmful, even more so than they are made out to be. Sex toys? Absolutely no risk of anything. You can't even pull the pregnancy/ std excuse here. I am an adult and I fully advocate sex toys for teenagers of almost all ages, depending.

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  ILoveEmoes  |  9

186, chill. The. Fuck. Out. She is 3 years younger than you. 1) You don't look mature because you arrogantly bitch out younger commenters. 2) I really doubt that you achieved that much more life-knowledge in your - *le gasp!* - 20 years in this world. You really need to calm down a bit.

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Math is a crutch. D: man so many people hating on Des. However, almost all websites that sell plastic dongs and creepy strap-ons, etc require age verification. Never bought toys from Spencer's, but places like Adam & Eve and Priscilla-McCall's card you every time you make a purchase and sometimes card you as you come in the door. Yeah, I imagine some places or stricter than others... Still creeps me out that one sex toy isn't enough o.O.

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  mitchiemoto  |  7

I am Canadian so let's settle this. Yes you have to be 18 years old anywhere in Canada so she either splurged after her 18th birthday or she received them as a gift from older friends or maybe she coulda just bought them online. Now you can go back to your arguing. (: My work here is done.

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  Clioo_fml  |  17

186, honestly, she/he might be younger than you physically, but not mentally. Grow up mentally please. There's nothing more annoying than an arrogant, immature person.

By  Crea8urWorld  |  5

Healthy sex life = healthy life

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  deviable  |  9

You've obviously never had sex.

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  desireev  |  17

Healthy sex life WITH YOUR SPOUSE = healthy life. That's how that one really goes. NOT healthy sex life with yourself = healthy life.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Healthy sex life = less stress, more fit A healthy sex life does not technically equal a healthy life, but it's surely a component of it. Though that's not to say you can't have a healthy life without sex. So basically a healthy sex life simply improves a healthy life

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

168, You have a point about the right man, and while I have found him and he is able to completely satisfy me, my sex drive is way too high to be able to get enough when he's away for work. When I could get my way before, literally all we'd do all day is have sex. Not everybody's situation and body is the same.

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Right man? So what happens to us lesbians? Just sayin ;p Also masterbation is part of a healthy sex life- when you have a partner. You need to know your own body to show your partner what pleases you. Most therapists will recommend it when a couple is having problems in bed as a first step. Also people have varying stamina levels so they can have fantastic sex and one is happy with that but the other is still pent up.

By  nephilim241  |  19

To be honest getting all of those out was asking for trouble.. Anyone could have dropped by.. And why so many? You only have 3 holes, that's just greedy.

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  Enslaved  |  36

There are so many different type of toys out on the market. Not only things like vibrators/dildos. I can go through a list if you like. I just did inventory on mine. Lol All clean at the present time.

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  SwtCherryPie  |  26

Whats gross is you know she didnt just use all 19 of them. You are supposed to clean them when you are done using them before they get put up or they will start growing bacteria on them. Gawd I hope you dont use and reuse them all the time and only pick 1 day a month or however often to just clean them up.

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Everyone is different. It could be because of a very high sex drive. It could also be a very low sex drive, for which having more options would be useful. For women who have trouble getting off, it would make sense to experiment with varying types of stimulation. No need to be judgmental.

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  MikeDa1Da  |  14

Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. 19 sex toys > The number of years old she is. Therefore, she must be 18 or younger.

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  MikeDa1Da  |  14

Y dus ur but hurt so badly?

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