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By Une Fille - / Sunday 18 December 2011 05:18 / Canada
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Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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Algebra fail! The problem is stated as an inequality. (Number of sex toys) > 1 x age Therefore, the OP must be 18 or younger.

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Or 55 she uses her sex toys with a partner, it would make a lot of sense if she is lezzing out. And all the men here can picture this beautiful 18 year old with an over active sex life living amongst us. Then again, I guess assuming that "she's fat and has no friends and that's why she needs the sex toys is a better image." Personally I'd rather assume that she's hot, rather than her being fat.

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You don't have to be 18 to buy sex toys. Only 18 to go into an adult store. You can buy sex toys online. Or in Spencer's.

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She could have gotten them playing dirty bingo, or another game where the prize is sex toys. To clear up confusion I am fairly sure that in Canada you have to be 18, but again friends could have given them to her instead of her buying them.

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So what if she has that many? Better 19 sex toys before 18 than 19 boyfriends before 18. Maybe if they handed out free dildos and vibrators in school there would be less teen pregnancies.

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Ignorant people, like 99 bug me. Yes the law in some places clearly state you must be 18. But most stores don't card you to make sure you are 18. Just like bars and liquor stores don't always card. And just because she lives in Canada does not change this fact. I'm done. Return to your trolling everyone!

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*OP browsing in the sex toy store* Sales: May I help you ma'am? OP: They all look so fabulous, I must have them all Sales: You must keep them clean And for goodness sakes, don't get them wet after midnight?

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12- It also states the difference must be < 1, not greater than or equal to. If she has 19 sex toys she must be 17 or younger.

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183 - Cigarettes and beer aren't the same as sex toys and porn, regardless of the legality of either.

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It seems a lot of people think you are quite dumb, desireev. Perhaps you should just stop before you hurt yourself. *monocle adjust* Derp on, fml friends, derp on.

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197- Actually it says that # of sex toys / # years > 1. So 19/x > 1 so 19>x which means that her age is less than 19 so 18 or younger.

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Wow, I can't believe someone actually compared cigarettes and beer to sex toys. Alcohol and tobacco are both quite harmful, even more so than they are made out to be. Sex toys? Absolutely no risk of anything. You can't even pull the pregnancy/ std excuse here. I am an adult and I fully advocate sex toys for teenagers of almost all ages, depending.

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186, chill. The. Fuck. Out. She is 3 years younger than you. 1) You don't look mature because you arrogantly bitch out younger commenters. 2) I really doubt that you achieved that much more life-knowledge in your - *le gasp!* - 20 years in this world. You really need to calm down a bit.

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If she has 19 sex toys and she said she has ONE more than for each year she's been alive. That means she's 18. Simple math bro. Come on now, you an do this.

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Math is a crutch. D: man so many people hating on Des. However, almost all websites that sell plastic dongs and creepy strap-ons, etc require age verification. Never bought toys from Spencer's, but places like Adam & Eve and Priscilla-McCall's card you every time you make a purchase and sometimes card you as you come in the door. Yeah, I imagine some places or stricter than others... Still creeps me out that one sex toy isn't enough o.O.

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Please read to post again. She did not say that she had "one" more than years lived. She said more than one per years lived.

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I am Canadian so let's settle this. Yes you have to be 18 years old anywhere in Canada so she either splurged after her 18th birthday or she received them as a gift from older friends or maybe she coulda just bought them online. Now you can go back to your arguing. (: My work here is done.

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186, honestly, she/he might be younger than you physically, but not mentally. Grow up mentally please. There's nothing more annoying than an arrogant, immature person.

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You might have a healthy sex life but that can bring alot of unhealthy things... Such as herpes and the crabs...

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Healthy sex life = less stress, more fit A healthy sex life does not technically equal a healthy life, but it's surely a component of it. Though that's not to say you can't have a healthy life without sex. So basically a healthy sex life simply improves a healthy life

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168, You have a point about the right man, and while I have found him and he is able to completely satisfy me, my sex drive is way too high to be able to get enough when he's away for work. When I could get my way before, literally all we'd do all day is have sex. Not everybody's situation and body is the same.

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Right man? So what happens to us lesbians? Just sayin ;p Also masterbation is part of a healthy sex life- when you have a partner. You need to know your own body to show your partner what pleases you. Most therapists will recommend it when a couple is having problems in bed as a first step. Also people have varying stamina levels so they can have fantastic sex and one is happy with that but the other is still pent up.

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I swear the first time I read this comment it said ==. I agree that a healthy sex life is a good thing.

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Yeh I gather they were only out for cleaning purposes but seriously.. Why own that many? Settle on your favourites then ditch the rest

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There are so many different type of toys out on the market. Not only things like vibrators/dildos. I can go through a list if you like. I just did inventory on mine. Lol All clean at the present time.

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Whats gross is you know she didnt just use all 19 of them. You are supposed to clean them when you are done using them before they get put up or they will start growing bacteria on them. Gawd I hope you dont use and reuse them all the time and only pick 1 day a month or however often to just clean them up.

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Everyone is different. It could be because of a very high sex drive. It could also be a very low sex drive, for which having more options would be useful. For women who have trouble getting off, it would make sense to experiment with varying types of stimulation. No need to be judgmental.

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Each hole has a different sensation and feel. Nothing greedy about both partners wanting to experience a new enjoyable sensation during sex.

19? Do you like simulating bukkake parties? What do you use to clean them? Is it like the ball washer at the golf course?

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