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Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21275) - you deserved it (2603)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

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Next time you go to his mother's, tell her how much you love to make kale chips.

#4 - On 01/29/2013 at 2:56am by Harshdfml

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Why would he even feel the need to share that?

#1 - On 01/29/2013 at 2:55am by swampbaby985

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