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Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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Fracture his ballsack

#2 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:24pm by CheeseTron

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hopefully you can make him liable for your injury

#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:22pm by TatMan15

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