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Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29207) - you deserved it (4181)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)

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Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?

#2 - On 01/27/2013 at 6:04am by carry_on

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Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.

#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 6:03am by UberNova

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