Shopping and Health: Help! I need somebody! - FML

Help! I need somebody!

By crippled shopper - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Streamwood

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

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carry_on 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:04

Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?

UberNova 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:03

Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.

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nac82 4

Monday 28 January 2013 21:29

The end result should have been you pretending to have a heart attack just to scare the crap out of the person who found you and maybe change the store policy's a bit lol...

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