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Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:13am - health - by idiot - Sweden

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I know that sounds really bad, but hey at least you aren't really blind!

#2 - On 01/04/2013 at 10:01am by The_Tool1

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When I wake up blind, I generally rub my eyes before I jump out of bed all panicked. It usually solves the problem.

#4 - On 01/04/2013 at 10:02am by Zebediabolical

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