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Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworkers over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -

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This reminded me of the spongebob close-up of his feet lmao.

#2 - On 12/19/2012 at 6:04pm by AlexRen

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How rude! At least if he took that opportunity he should have explained why to his coworkers in private.

#1 - On 12/19/2012 at 6:04pm by Bullpine

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