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Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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It may seem mean to you but maybe he's trying to make you laugh and feel better. I know it would work on me.

#1 - On 12/19/2012 at 10:01am by emeraldisle

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Awww, that's cute. Give him credit for having a sense of humor about your injury/condition and trying to cheer you up. he's a funny one. Lol :)

#3 - On 12/19/2012 at 10:01am by olpally

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