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Today, my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity. She was worried because I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18759) - you deserved it (1027)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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What did she expect you to do? Say, "oh it appears I've dropped hot noodles on my lap. This hurts intensely."

Your mother needs a reality check.

#3 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:43am by BlackBlazeCobra

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Suck it up, OP. Second degree burns are a rite of passage. After this your nipples shall be gnawed off by fire ants

#1 - On 12/13/2012 at 5:38am by EpicSquishii

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