Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

by Emily / 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

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  • "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

    #3 - On 12/05/2012 at 4:07pm by Pleonasm

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  • Tell him he will be hand solo with his light saber until you are better. Welcome to the dark side.

    #10 - On 12/05/2012 at 4:10pm by hamrtym

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