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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

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You sure someone isn't pulling your leg?

#1 - On 11/12/2012 at 1:13pm by loserboii

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Are you sure? You might've just misplaced it. Drunk people tend to do that.

#4 - On 11/12/2012 at 1:14pm by BatteryAddict

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