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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21150) - you deserved it (2784)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada

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Ex girlfriend I hope!

#1 - On 11/10/2012 at 12:11am by crazytwinsmom

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Hey, the tampon will absorb the gum blood from the surgery.
Just don't forget to ice.

#3 - On 11/10/2012 at 12:14am by NoorFML

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