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Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19542) - you deserved it (3336)

On 10/28/2012 at 9:53pm - health - by monkeylover996 (woman) - United States

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Well that's just rude and unprofessional...

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 4:04am by boating_guy

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your pregnant, thats an excuse enough to eat candy.

#4 - On 10/29/2012 at 4:08am by RayearthNinja

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