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Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by murp (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Keep smiling! Don't let that comment bother you. I bet you have an amazing smile :)

#2 - On 10/18/2012 at 8:24pm by randomthing

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Punch that guy in the teeth!

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 8:23pm by krad204

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