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Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9732) - you deserved it (30619)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

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While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

#4 - On 10/13/2012 at 5:36am by hatesfate

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Fantastic

#2 - On 10/13/2012 at 5:35am by hunterfisher98

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