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Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18522) - you deserved it (3410)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

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She's nine, so I'd just ignore her. If she's really annoying, say yes and tell her you'll send her a brochure for next year.

#6 - On 09/09/2012 at 8:53pm by peve3

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"Yes. I'm your chaperone."

#12 - On 09/09/2012 at 8:58pm by sheethapins

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