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Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (8421)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection.

If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

#10 - On 09/04/2012 at 12:59pm by DocBastard

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.....Happy to hear you're enjoying whatever STI test you're concerned about having, Op (if that is indeed the Why of it happening.)
My condolences. :p

#6 - On 09/04/2012 at 12:59pm by Dracoboxer357

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