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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (4772)

On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

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That means now you can play the sympathy card to get a couple BJ's. Stretch that shit out for as long as you can.

#3 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:53pm by every1luvsboners

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Sounds like you guys need a vacation. Have a nice trip!

#5 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:54pm by Falassalond

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