Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

by *facefloor* / 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm / United States / Health

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  • That means now you can play the sympathy card to get a couple BJ's. Stretch that shit out for as long as you can.

    #3 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:53pm by every1luvsboners

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  • Sounds like you guys need a vacation. Have a nice trip!

    #5 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:54pm by Falassalond

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