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Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17574) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

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And now I'm suddenly scared of having mine out.

#10 - On 07/18/2012 at 4:44pm by Helenarth

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I can't tell if "sticks to it" was planned or not considering t was a stick

#3 - On 07/18/2012 at 4:41pm by amyrules99

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