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Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Sounds legit to me O_o

#2 - On 06/15/2012 at 11:25pm by KittyJay

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Time for a new doctor.

#3 - On 06/15/2012 at 11:25pm by me234

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