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Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (4925)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

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Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.

#3 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:30pm by rubberduckie94

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Twilight meets Jersey Shore.

#5 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:30pm by 2ndSucks

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