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Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

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Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro

#3 - On 05/18/2012 at 9:48am by ajeppsen

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Why would you add cinnamon?
It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.

#1 - On 05/18/2012 at 9:48am by ebonyirony

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