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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19am - health - by Slowsky (woman) - United States (California)

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maybe thats what was wrong with it? be proud of yourself anyway. :)

#3 - On 05/09/2012 at 9:28am by girlwithmoodeyes

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ever consider he didn't fix the machine right and the calories burned count was wrong?

#6 - On 05/09/2012 at 9:29am by jerseyboy732

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