Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

by billiams15 / 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's trade

    #6 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:57pm by mubaki

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  • What what in the butt.

    #2 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:55pm by yrkamurka

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