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Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18349) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm - health - by billiams15 (man) - United States (Texas)

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What what in the butt.

#2 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:55pm by yrkamurka

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My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's trade

#6 - On 05/06/2012 at 6:57pm by mubaki

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