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Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22455) - you deserved it (1883)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

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Haha! This was an unexpected ending!

This is like those sentences that don't end the way you expect them burger.

#2 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:11am by NoorFML

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"...and when i finally got back to the couch to rest, i saw a spider on the ceiling."

#8 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:27am by snnoell_18

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