Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

by monkeycannon7 / 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

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  • Did the toothpick scribe any interesting symbols in your mouth? If you look in the mirror, The following phrase might be written in your blood: YDI.

    #4 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:53pm by Cad6

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  • I did that with a pen once!
    While taking off my shirt, my hand hit the pen in my mouth and the pen scraped the top. It left a sore, but it healed!
    Do you have a hole in your mouth, OP?

    #6 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:54pm by NoorFML

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