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Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13240) - you deserved it (14124)

On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Way to be cocky. YDI

#2 - On 04/21/2012 at 12:01am by TaliaTerror

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Learn to keep your mouth shut

#3 - On 04/21/2012 at 12:01am by nadnerbz

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