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Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (1906)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Ride the llama to the pharmacy!
Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!

#1 - On 04/17/2012 at 10:02am by spikedrummer49

See in context

+426 | 6

Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?

#6 - On 04/17/2012 at 10:03am by Ugi

See in context

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