Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15643) - you deserved it (1571)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and…

greeneyedpothead also deserved it
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it…

Top comments

Was the ladder okay?

#4 - On 04/16/2012 at 12:57pm by ProfessionalTrol

See in context

+89 | 14

I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?

#8 - On 04/16/2012 at 12:59pm by jerseyboy732

See in context

+54 | 16

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by