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Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

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Do you have to wear a plastic bag on your head now?

#4 - On 04/16/2012 at 2:38am by usarmywife

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You should've tried and stuck your foot out of the shower. Oh well, but I hope you get better soon, OP!

#1 - On 04/16/2012 at 2:35am by DontClickOnMe

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