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Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19942) - you deserved it (2992)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

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Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:

#3 - On 04/12/2012 at 2:09am by omarzrgz

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The real question is: do you still love her now??

#2 - On 04/12/2012 at 2:09am by kelissa

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