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Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

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You mean to jack off right?

#1 - On 04/10/2012 at 2:39am by FYLminerocks

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Haha my little brother does sorta the same thing. He locks himself in the bathroom for a couple hours with a book multiple times a day.

#2 - On 04/10/2012 at 2:41am by bitch_pleez

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