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Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29774) - you deserved it (1771)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

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+1 for describing it as "small child wrapped in barbed wire". I think that really adds to the imagery

#7 - On 04/04/2012 at 10:04am by WCARlover

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Maybe you should ask for an alternate medicine if they offer it.

#2 - On 04/04/2012 at 9:59am by kiran

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