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Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20213) - you deserved it (13833)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am - health - by halfasleep (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Like a boss or a homeless man.

#2 - On 03/27/2012 at 12:51pm by akallaan

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