Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 5:54am / United States (California) / Health

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  • At least you got a little extra with your purchase, greedy bastard

    #3 - On 03/21/2012 at 11:00am by disturbed678

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  • 1. Sue multiple people for their faults, and earn handsome cash.
    2. Shave off your head, get rid of the lice and earn handsome bald look.
    3. Kill the clerk who sold you 'liced' helmet for not checking.
    4. A new baldy killer is born, who is filthy rich.

    #18 - On 03/21/2012 at 11:21am by moksha

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