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Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3759) - you deserved it (12350)

On 03/05/2012 at 4:42am - health - by Nope (woman) - China

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To me, ketchup is a vegetable. Beer has hops - that's a vegetable! Chocolate is made from cacao beans - VEGETABLE!!

#9 - On 03/05/2012 at 10:07am by DocBastard

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You defended them? Did someone challenge you about it?

#1 - On 03/05/2012 at 10:02am by griffins33

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