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Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19313) - you deserved it (3008)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:27am - health - by fingerhut - United States (California)

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That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

#1 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:21am by ThatGuyRory

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Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

#2 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:22am by roafteth

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