Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
by gabby / 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Health
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Get a cute doctors number instead.
#1 - On 02/24/2012 at 7:43pm by BeccaHugs
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Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.
#4 - On 02/24/2012 at 7:45pm by 5t3ff1k4h
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