By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 44

Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.

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sgtsharkey 6

Should of said "on" a stretcher. That is probably why no guy came near you.

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Shrike 23

^ Coming from the guy who says "should OF". In the words of Ace Ventura: le-le-le-le-leeewwww-seeerrr!

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tmarty 17

You could be "in" a stokes type stretcher. More likely though she left on a gurney.

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sgtsharkey 6

But see before you correct someone tell mommy to stop wiping your ass and go out and get some. See my pic I have big feet. /-)

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derkster 6

You have to watch out for them treadmills Aha:):):):)

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RensM 22

Dolled up to go to the gym... it's a freaking gym you are supposed to get sweaty there... it's not some bar.

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lucyinthesky420 10

Thumbs down?! Why, nobody else said it, so someone had to... Duh.

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Azula272 14

You got to dial a number alright. 911.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Lmao.... Maybe u should've hit on da paramedic who rolled u out on that stretcher.....

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