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Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said "That's great to hear!" Turns out she had lung-cancer instead. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 11:09pm - health - by AbsentMindedBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Is that why your an ex? !! :D

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 7:30am by Touch

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Aww. I'm sure she understood. Fuck HER life though :(

#4 - On 03/03/2009 at 9:26am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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