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Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

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Maybe check next time...? At least your eyes will smell of springtime!(:

#1 - On 02/15/2012 at 12:43pm by JayJaysGirl

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You realise Febreze doesn't actually clean stuff, right? If your room is dirty, CLEAN IT. Don't just spray some stuff around that's going to mask your stench.

#11 - On 02/15/2012 at 12:51pm by DocBastard

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